THIS IS A REALLY FUCKING ACCURATE TORTOISE IMPRESSIONS OKay
this is i m p o r t a an t
"Am I not turtle-y enough for the Turtle Club? Tuurrrtle, tuurrrrtle!"
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.
Omfg I Can’t Cope.
Right, so I had a bit of a moment at Gillian Anderson.
i died at parah sailin OMFG like help
oh my god im peeing